The official account of china customs is going crazy for its dry wit and sharp headlines.
The account documents the wave of counterfeit toy seizures in a tone that is more punchline than public service announcement.
The clickbait art form has mastered the absurd joke: a drug bust, four crocodile paws, a smuggler hid a watch in their shoe, and tortoises smuggled in backpacks.
This playful tone has grown to over a million followers, and someone even tried to sneak through customs using 50 iphones tied around a passenger's waist.
Millions of young people laughing their way into learning about customs law, and maybe thinking twice before they try to smuggle a suitcase full of lafufus.